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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Just landed via Discord:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Trending via Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Seen just now on Instagram:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Live now on X:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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