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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.