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That's some next-level name rebranding! ๐๐
1653 Funny joke quotes
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.
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Trying to get a bite of that forbidden fruit without reading the fine print, classic mistake! ๐๐๐
Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, โThanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for.โ
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Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? ๐ฟ๐๐
Got kicked off Odysseusโs boat for saying, โSooo THAT just happened,โ after every island.
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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship ๐ถ๐
Due to inflation, the price of my presence has gone up.
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Guess Iโll have to start charging by the chuckle now ๐๐ธ
I wonder who was eating so much that God looked at them and was like, “This is a sin.”
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Looks like someone's appetite was so legendary, even the divine had to set dietary commandments! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
English cigarettes after sex. Call that fag post shag.
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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
I feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings.
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Trying to fit in at family events like a unicorn at a horse show ๐ฆ๐ด๐
Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Instagram.
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Looks like we're taking family bonding to the next level… offline! ๐๐ด #IRLfamilytime
I’m hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come, let me know.
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Count me in, Iโll come… or at least Iโll try! ๐๐