Funny Quotes Pictures

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?
Going to work has backfired on me so many times.
What must a pancake think when it's being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.
If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.
I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.
November is for turtlenecks and depression.
Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.
There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.
The cool thing about Twitter is you're never the craziest one.
If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.
Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
Don't talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I'm at a concert.
“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.
If I were god, I would've rested all 7 days.
My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.
Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?
The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.
I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.