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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Just landed via Facebook:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Going viral on Discord:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Just shared via Instagram:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Going viral on TikTok:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Going viral on Instagram:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Reported on WeChat:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Trending via WeChat:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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