First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies. Commentary:"Nothing says 'getting to know you' like comparing polyps! 🎈💑 Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have colonoscopies together? 🕯️💩 #RelationshipGoals 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy. First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows. Date night idea: fight another couple. First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
