27 Funny answer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

  Commentary:
  If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

  Commentary:
  "No wonder I'm always nOt a morning person! 🙈☕️ Who needs 💤 when you have endless Netflix episodes to binge-watch, right? 😂 #SleepIsForTheWeak"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal 🍋🚪 Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

  Commentary:
  "ChatGPT might have all the answers, except when it comes to the mysterious case of the missing keys! 🔍🗝️ Looks like we're all in trouble if it ever cracks that code, better call the lawyers!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

  Commentary:
  "Apparently 'Spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?' 🤣 Maybe save that for 'What keeps you up at night?' or 'What are your favorite hobbies?' 😅"

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