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When you're trying to outsmart a caveman, but end up looking like you've lost a game of tic-tac-toe to a rock 🎯🪨😂
50 Funny answer quotes
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
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When life gives you questions, just remember: some folks are serving answers à la carte! 🤔🙄🍽️
I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.
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Navigating the universe one email reply at a time 🚀💻✨
Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.
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Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that 😂👍
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.
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Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”
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"Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷♂️😂"
Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.
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"Huh? Oh wait, my brain just woke up! 😂🔄#BrainLag"
Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.
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"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"
To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
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“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”