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Funny apathy quotes

Funny apathy quotes 😎💤 are the perfect way to laugh at life’s “meh” moments without breaking a sweat. Whether you’re too chill to care or just mastering the art of indifference, these witty lines will have you grinning and shrugging at the same time 🙃✨. Ready to embrace your inner slacker with style? Let’s dive into some humor that’s as laid-back as you are! 😂🙌

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Posted on2 months ago

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Posted on2 months ago

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Posted on2 months ago

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Posted on2 months ago

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Posted on2 months ago

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Posted on2 months ago

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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