I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're just here for the snacks and drama! 🥤🍿😄 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”. Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around. Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.