Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that ππ Related funny posts π€ Responding to all selfies with βthis should work.β So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant? It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they βcanβt make it to the phone right now.β You carry the phone with you. Itβs the only constant in your life.