It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy ππ€·ββοΈβ¨ Related funny posts π€ We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. The nice thing about getting older is that you donβt even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.