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Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
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- I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.
- My bank account is also in retrograde.
- You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
- Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
- My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
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"Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'" -
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🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game! -
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Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind -
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🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals" -
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Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication! -
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Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma
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Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries -
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"Well, at least someone has high standards when it comes to earning a living 🩸💰 Who knew a blood bank could be viewed as a den of suspicious transactions? Better watch out for those shady vampires offering interest-free loans next!" -
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"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"
Top Funny Bank Quotes 🔥
- I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.
- My bank account is also in retrograde.
- You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
- Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
- My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
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