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6 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Commentary:
"Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"
6 months ago
Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Commentary:
🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!
6 months ago
Share →: So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind
6 months ago
Share →: Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Commentary:
🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!
6 months ago
Share →: Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Commentary:
Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."

💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma
6 months ago
Share →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Commentary:
Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Commentary:
"Well, at least someone has high standards when it comes to earning a living 🩸💰 Who knew a blood bank could be viewed as a den of suspicious transactions? Better watch out for those shady vampires offering interest-free loans next!"
6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"