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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Clever and humorous text about money and happiness with a witty twist.
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"Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"

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