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Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃♂️✨
53 Funny bank quotes
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline 😂💸
I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.
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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
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I'd probably end up hugging that gold bar and whispering, "It's not you, it's my bank account." 😂💰🤗
Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.
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Oh sure, my wallet needs more punishment for running out of cash! 😂💸
Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.
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It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦