91 Funny believe quotes

• What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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• Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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  2 days ago

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• I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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  1 week ago

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• Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  1 month ago

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• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  2 months ago

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• I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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  2 months ago

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• If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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  2 months ago

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