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Wow, maybe my appendix is just waiting for the right moment to finally reveal its plans for world domination! 🤔😄🦸♂️
95 Funny believe quotes
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.
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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.
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Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦♀️💔😂
If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.
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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
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Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.
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Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.
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Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂
Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.
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Penguins must have the most patient editors—those tiny flippers aren’t built for typing! 🐧📙✍️😆