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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Commentary:
"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged believe, expectation, humor, i, procrastination, ready, self-doubt, time on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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