I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate" Related funny posts 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me. Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late. Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.