Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a ‘Free Cruise to the Bahamas’ ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!”

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