Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.