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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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Spotted on Threads:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Going viral on Discord:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Seen just now on Discord:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Spotted on WeChat:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Shared recently on Discord:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Funny brake quotes

Funny brake quotes 🚗😆 put the pedal on pause and bring a smile to every driver’s face! Whether you’re stuck in traffic or just love witty car humor, these clever lines will have you hitting the brakes with laughter. Ready to stop, laugh, and roll? Let’s dive into some hilarious sayings that prove sometimes slowing down is the best way to speed up your mood! 😂🛑 #BrakeTimeFun

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Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! 🚗💨🦶😅

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4 months ago

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Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! 🐿️🚗💨

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4 months ago

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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅

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All funny brake quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Live now on TikTok:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Trending via WeChat:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Going bananas on Slack:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Spotted on YouTube:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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