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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! πŸš—πŸ’¨πŸ¦ΆπŸ˜…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brake, car, driving, ever, fast, humor, imaginary, imaginary brake, passenger, press, side, someone, speed on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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