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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! 🐿️🚗💨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, brake, driving, except, humor, i, squirrel, squirrels on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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