I brake for no one, except squirrels. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! πΏοΈππ¨ Related funny posts π€ When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!” When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts. Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan. I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics. I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because itβs super relatable.