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13 Funny brand quotes

Funny brand quotes bring a splash of humor πŸ˜‚ and clever wit to the world of marketing 🎯. They turn ordinary slogans into memorable moments that make you smile πŸ˜„ and think twice πŸ€”. Whether you’re a business owner or just here for the laughs, these playful phrases add personality and charm ✨ to any brand story. Ready to dive into some seriously funny vibes? Let’s go! πŸš€

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I love when I get an email from a brand saying β€œwe miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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