Funny brand quotes

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025