If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.