The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️ Related funny posts 🤝 So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth. Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. My whole life is basically a blooper reel. The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”