Funny cartoons quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

  Commentary:
  🤣💉 "Cartoons really do have a way of glamorizing the most unusual things! Although getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork might look nonchalant on TV, I definitely wouldn't volunteer as tribute to test out that theory myself! 🍑🍴"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to follow the plot of Transformers is like listening to a heated argument between your appliances. 🤖🤷‍♂️ Maybe they're just malfunctioning over who gets to be Prime Rib… I mean, Prime Leader. 🤣🍖 #TransformersTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️‍♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew chasing a mouse around could lead to such refined tastes? 🐭🎶 But hey, at least it's better than chasing people around for fun! 😏 #ClassicalMusic #TomAndJerry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the healing power of cartoons! 📺✨ Who knew they could be the perfect antidote for dealing with the 'stupidness' around us? 🤪 Just remember, a little laughter goes a long way in any silly situation! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"

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