My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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“Who knew chasing a mouse around could lead to such refined tastes? 🐭🎶 But hey, at least it’s better than chasing people around for fun! 😏 #ClassicalMusic #TomAndJerry”

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