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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Just shared via Instagram:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Just landed via Reddit:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Spotted on Slack:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Going viral on YouTube:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Making waves on Discord:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.
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Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Live now on Pinterest:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Just landed via Slack:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Making waves on Telegram:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Just shared via Pinterest:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Just shared via TikTok:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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