I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals”

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