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- Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
- I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.
- The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
- Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.
- I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.