47 Funny cause quotes

• I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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  4 weeks ago

  cause, cliff, comedy, drive, driving, grateful, gratitude, humor, i, irony, me, people, reckless, remember, safe, safety, sarcasm, tell

• Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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  4 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, cause, dynamics, family, family dynamics, hanging, humor, interesting, oh, parenting, parents, self-awareness, why

• You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cause, comparison, ever, feel, humor, know, retail, shopping, situation, social, social situation, store, store comparison, Target, Walmart

• Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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  4 weeks ago

  acting, cause, exist, extraterrestrial, girl, here, humor, humorous, humorous observation, husband, jealousy, observation, relationship, social, social humor, wife

• The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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  4 weeks ago

  age-related, age-related injury, aging, cause, humor, injury, men, old, old men, self-perception, still, thinking, young, youth

• Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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  4 weeks ago

  car, car doctor, cause, crazy, doctor, having, humor, joke, maintenance, take, vehicle, vehicle maintenance

• I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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  1 month ago

  cause, delete, getting, growth, hours, humor, i, mature, media, over, posts, reflection, social, social media

• I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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  1 month ago

  apology, cause, gain, harm, honesty, humor, i, lie, manipulation, material, material gain, only, prove, psychological, psychological harm, sarcasm, smarter, sorry

• Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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  1 month ago

  401k, cause, commitment, exercise, finance, hell, humor, i, joke, never, retirement, run, running, signed

• Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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  1 month ago

  activity, cat, cause, death, draw, drawing, eyebrows, funny activity, humor, neighbor, neighbors, trying

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