34 Funny cause quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

  Commentary:
  "Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the quintessential journey from youthful exuberance to culinary caution! 🦃🔥 It's the aging process – evolving from party animal to probiotic promoter in the blink of an eye! 🎉👵 Embrace the transition and remember, there's still room for a little pumpkin pie… with a side of antacid! 🥧👀 #AgingGracefully #TurkeyTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

  Commentary:
  💁‍♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe it's time to add 'Calculus' to the list of potential baby names! 🤔📚 Who knew math could be so relatable? 😂 #DadJokes"

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

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