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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.