The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, that escalated quickly! πββοΈπβ‘οΈπββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ Iβd like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis. Iβve never been married, but I tell people Iβm divorced so they wonβt think something is wrong with me. My my husbandβs favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something thatβs actually in my hand. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.