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Funny city life quotes

Funny city life quotes bring the hustle and bustle of urban living to life with a splash of humor πŸ™οΈπŸ˜‚ From dodging pigeons to surviving rush hour, city adventures are never dull! Whether you’re a subway pro πŸš‡ or a coffee shop dweller β˜•οΈ, these witty sayings capture the quirky chaos we all love (or love to laugh at). Get ready to see your favorite city moments in a whole new, hilarious light! πŸŽ‰πŸŒ†

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Posted on6 months ago

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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