Funny city life quotes

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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  2 months ago

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• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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  2 months ago

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• We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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  3 months ago

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• People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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  4 months ago

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• My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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  4 months ago

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