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Mar 22, 2026

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Humorous text about a quirky NYC routine involving musicals and avoiding knives.

Commentary:
Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪

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