14 Funny commercial quotes

• I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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  1 month ago

  childhood, commercial, happy, happy meal, humor, i, meal, memory, miss, nostalgia, problem, toy

• I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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  1 month ago

  alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  1 month ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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  1 month ago

  car, Christmas, commercial, gift, humor, live, relationship, wife

• I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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  1 month ago

  30, advertising, being, commercial, commercials, creativity, humor, i, insane, insanity, just, mind, perception, perfume, respect, seconds, show, smell

• Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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  1 month ago

  30, commercial, concept, enjoy, enjoyment, free, humor, irony, minutes, music, next, Spotify, time

• I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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  1 month ago

  advertising, commercial, commercials, dance, describe, drug, drug commercial, effect, humor, i, medication, side, side effect, too

• The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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  1 month ago

  aspiration, career, career aspiration, commercial, commercials, detergent, humor, job, me, perfect, perfect job, person, staining, things

• Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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  1 month ago

  beauty, beauty standard, commercial, commercials, gorilla, hairless, hairless leg, humor, impress, leg, legs, razor, satire, shave, shaving, someone, standard, stop, want

• The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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  1 month ago

  advertising, commercial, commercials, creativity, dream, fragrance, humor, i, put, TV, weird

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