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Funny commercial quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and clever wit 🧠 to everyday ads! From catchy slogans to unexpected punchlines, these gems turn ordinary commercials into unforgettable moments 🎬✨. Ready to smile and see advertising in a whole new light? Let’s dive into the world where creativity meets humor, making brands unforgettable and audiences chuckle nonstop! 😄🔥

New funny commercial quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Commentary:
🚗😄 "I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial… and that Santa doesn't have a car dealership on the North Pole! Looks like Rudolph's sleigh will have to do the job this year! 🦌🎅"
6 months ago
Share →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Commentary:
"Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Commentary:
Ah, Spotify, where time is merely a suggestion and ads are forever lurking in the shadows like ninjas 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, just sit back, relax, and get lost in the musical void… until suddenly, BAM! Ad-break attack! ⏳🎧 #SpotifyChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!
6 months ago
Share →: The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Commentary:
"Oh, you have a talent for making stains disappear? Looks like you've found your calling! 💧👚 Just remember to always wear an apron – stained clothes aren't a good look for your resume! 😜👔"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Commentary:
Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Commentary:
"Who needs comedy when you have the suspense of shopping for toothpaste? 😱 Don't let those sneaky minty flavors trick you – choose wisely or face the consequences! 😬 #ToothpasteTerror"