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Witty quote about life's surprises and food advertising, playful and humorous in tone.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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No commercials needed; the fortune cookies spread the word! 🍜🥠🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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