Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to fast-forward through Monday's cinematic universe 🎬😩⏩ Related funny posts 🤝 Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely. At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones? Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.