I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Seriously, what kind of sorcery is this? π€π₯‘π Related funny posts π€ I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial. I donβt understand how people use plastic wrap successfully. When I was young I fixed my parentsβ computer and now that Iβm older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work? Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond. Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.