Commentary:
Here’s my new mantra for life: “If it makes sense to you, then it makes ‘dollars’ to me” 😂🤑 #ConfusionEconomics
685 Funny communication quotes
My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.
Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.
I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.
On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.
Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.
If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.
“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.
Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
