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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, communication, English, fly, going, hard, humor, i, insect, kill, language, leave, right, say, threat, wish on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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