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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
807 Funny communication quotes
Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.
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Sure! Here you go:
"Babe, I'm just exploring the scenic route of life. 🐢🚶♂️😂"
Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?
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When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy 😂✏️
“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.
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Looks like my brain needs to hire some extra staff! 📱🤯😂
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.
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Trying to make relationships easy? You must have entered the universe on cheat mode 😂🛸💕
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.
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Looking for my microphone so I can double down on my greatest hits 🎤😄 #Unfiltered
For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.
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Mixed signals? My WiFi has better connection! 😂📡🚫