Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫 Related funny posts 🤝 Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.