I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱 Related funny posts 🤝 Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does. Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones? You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know. Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.