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  • Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

    Commentary:
    “Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It’s all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems”

  • The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don’t worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️”

  • Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩‍💼💁‍♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient’s puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn’t be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals”

  • People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

    Commentary:
    “Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators”

  • I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

  • Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

    Commentary:
    “Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom”

  • You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?”

  • As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

    Commentary:
    “🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️”

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