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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Making waves on Twitch:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Just landed via YouTube:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Reported on Messenger:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Going viral on Messenger:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Making waves on Instagram:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Seen just now on X:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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2 months ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Commentary:
"Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Commentary:
"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"
4 months ago
Share →: My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Commentary:
"Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"
5 months ago
Share →: If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Commentary:
"Meeting someone just like me? That's a recipe for disaster! 🤪🤔 Better steer clear or risk a full-blown existential crisis! 😂 #DoubleTrouble"
5 months ago
Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Commentary:
"Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩‍💼💁‍♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient's puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn't be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Commentary:
"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators"
6 months ago
Share →: I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Commentary:
Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Just shared via Instagram:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Trending via Messenger:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Just shared via Threads:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just landed via Reddit:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Making waves on Threads:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Just shared via Twitch:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Spotted on Facebook:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Live now on Facebook:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Making waves on Telegram:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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