Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your unread books.

Commentary:
“Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It’s all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems”

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