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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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β€œYou smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that countsβ€”and technically, I thought of it twice.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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If she says β€œit’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says β€œdo they speak English there?” and his mom says β€œkinda!”

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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