Funny credit score quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"

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