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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Live now on TikTok:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Just landed via TikTok:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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