My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A McRib killed my tapeworm. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.