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Funny Diet Coke quotes
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
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Feb 3, 2026
Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.
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Feb 1, 2026
Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.
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Jan 28, 2026
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
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Jan 19, 2026