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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.
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When your drink is so fizzy it serenades your taste buds 🎶🥤😆
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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.
Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.
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