Doing dry January, so Iβve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! π₯€π Related funny posts π€ Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. I wonβt be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli. Clearly Iβm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor. Iβve been doing Dry January, but itβs literally just been my lips and skin. If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.