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Funny quote about indulgence, featuring witty text about drinking Diet Cokes during dry January.

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Commentary:
Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, coke, diet, Diet Coke, doing, drinking, dry, Dry January, humor, January, joke, mocktail, sobriety, soda on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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